How to read the stats

Underneath each bio picture are some seemingly random jumbles of letters and numbers. These are actually meaningful statistics. Each block represents a season played: "S" is Summer, "F" is Fall, "W" is for Winter, and the number following is the year.

S02 - Summer '02
F02 - Fall '02
F03 - Fall '03
etc.

Any sort of suffix to the season indicator represents a different team position for that season: "C" is Captain, "A" is Assistant Captain, "M" is Team Mascot.

The seasons are listed in reverse chronological order, most recent first. An "R" at the beginning indicates that the player has retired from the team. So,

R S03 F02-A S02

would mean that the played is currently retired, played for the team in Summer 2003, Fall 2002 and Summer 2002, and was an Assistant Captain in Fall 2002.

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S04

ACP Ninja

After being called up from FATC (or called down from Bagels and Bananas) Sonia has melded well with the summer ninjas. Just don't take any pictures of her.

Ninja Powers: Can't be caught on film.

Ninja Hobbies: Ice cream tease. Not getting to ride tractors.

Also plays on: Fate Amenable to Change

S04-C W04-C F03 S03 F02 S02

Angry Flower

This intrepid ninja is well-known for his swift defensive attacks which continue to deny our opponents completed passes. He's also recognized for his habit of biking anywhere closer than Barrie.

Ninja weapon: Large tangled mass of keys
Ninja hobby: Lurking
Ninja ice cream flavour: Mint chocolate chip
Also plays on: Fate Amenable to Change

S04

AU Ninja

After being called up from FATC (or called down from Cut Backs) Brian has melded well with the summer ninjas. Just don't throw a chinch on him.

Ninja Powers: Towering D.

Ninja Hobbies: Shoe shopping.

Also plays on: Fate Amenable to Change

S04 W04 F03 S03 F02 S02

Bakery Goodness

She's just happy to play on a team that doesn't have a short form name. Here she can be seen obsconding with the last person who looked at her funny.

Also plays on: Fate Amenable to Change

S04 F03

Bard Ninja

Becoming an official Ninjastar this summer, Doug has been hiding in the wings for years, ready to make his move. And his move is to Cut! Now! To the disk!

Ninja Powers: Rhyming, tune humming.

Ninja Hobbies: Captaining, other, lesser teams.

Also plays on: So Cut

S04-A W04-A F03-A S03-A W03-A F02-A S02

Barrister & Solicitor Ninja

Yo! You lookin' for a lawyer? 'Cause I be one o' dem freefall changecall annotated and registered Ninja At Bar, yo! You pull dat sheeeeee-at wi' me an' I be suing your lily-pink-piece-o'-it so fast you... uh... be outta bling bling real soon, yo!

Also plays on: So Cut

S04 W04 F03 S03

Bionic Ninja

To enhance his performance on (and off) the field, Bionic-Ninja will begin replacing his regular limbs with bionic ones. The process will be completed July 2005 (just in time for mid-seasons).

Ninja Powers: Intimidating opponents with his rattling bionic parts.

Ninja Hobbies: Flossing; Arnold Schwarzenegger movie quotes. "Who eez yo dah-dee an vhat does ee doo?"

S04 W04 F03 S03

Don't Try Anything Funny Ninja

Don't Try Anything Funny Ninja is not to be toyed with. She keeps her vicious skills sharp with a daily eight-hour regimen of fraud investigation.

Ninja Powers: Magically aquiring the latest ninja fashions.

S04 W04

Gangsta Ninja

Kevin joined the team this winter, being new to the sport. Just don't get in his way when he's not looking where he's going.

Also plays on: Fate Amenable to Change

S04-A F03 S03 F02 S02

JCP Ninja

Gail performed excellently as a clutch player during the Summer 2002 season, helping us to victory in the midseason tournament and playoffs. She joined the ninjastars full-time for the Fall 2002 seasons, and played to another excellent finish. But postpone the horseback riding next time, okay?

Also plays on: Fate Amenable to Change

S04 W04

Ladida Ninja

Joining our team in the winter, after discovering some mysterious incentive to learn the game played with that round, flat thing, Lisa continues to humble the men on the team with her hucks.

Ninja Powers: Exciting.

Ninja Hobbies: Ice cream cart driver.

Also plays on: So Cut

S04 W04 F03 S03 F02 S02

Monkey Fist

Here is a player who has played strongly throughout the year, braving the heat, the cold, and the watermelon. He's a tough one.

Although from the looks of it, that watermelon was mighty sour. Polite ninjas keep their tongues in their mouths, man.

S04 W04

NEG Ninja

Leya joined the team this winter, took a brief hiatus and then came back to help fill in the roster. Current title holder for ninja that came from the most remote place.

Ninja Powers: Sticky hands.

Ninja Hobbies: Window shopping.

S04

Not a People Ninja

After being called up from FATC Debra has melded well with the summer ninjas. Just don't hit on Sonia when she's around.

Ninja Powers: Rare personality traits. Remote location recon.

Ninja Hobbies: Balloon flying.

Also plays on: Fate Amenable to Change

S04 W04 F03 S03 W03 F02 S02

Orange Duck

The deadly Orange Duck has been a strong ninja since the Summer 2002 season, and is always "hip" to the latest ninja "threads" that "spawn" on "the" street. I mean, just look at that hat!

Ninja Quote: "Right, I'm going to roll my pant leg down before I get beat up."

Also plays on: So Cut

S04 F03 S03

Runicism

Runicism was discovered in the depths of inner Scarborough, ruling da hood with his edgy ghetto mad Ultimate skillz. He was quickly drafted, put up in a downtown condo, and his talent has been refined to a ninjastars style of play, including as many Greatest attempts as possible.

Also plays on: Fate Amenable to Change